The Kingdom of Womble 9457 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.711 billion Womble 9457ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong Womble 9457ian economy, worth 281 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,376 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 318,233 per year while the poor average 3,095, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9457's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 9457 is ranked 237,049^th in the world and 10,690^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.